To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

wibbly-wobbly-blogging:

kurwah:

FMA AU in which every time Ed or Al say “brother” it’s replaced with “bruh”

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"BRUH"

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 
HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

babyferaligator:

kidouyuuto:

IMMFMMMMMMM LAUGHING SO HAHRD 

HE JSUSUT SHTIIS VOIEOELT NTY LLYT OANNDM?! ??!? !)R#)(RI )$#RI ()#R ()IROJFIEJ IGFJ$EGIJ#( TRJ)@RJ()JRKLWKF FANNND IDMD MTHJSESAM HEH HEISDJ DIEM MCIOICIRJRJ $RHIUH#RT*H#R UIJKEG FIGWQ RWQ:RLKQLRKO:QRIP(IR(IR)IKFIMREKKF KL TÔI cười như đĩa لا استطيع التوقف عن الصراخ مثل يسوع المسيح  오 내가 그대로 이유가 똥 거룩한 하나님을 어떤 일이 일어나고 있는지 숨을 쉴 수없는 뇌졸중 데 오, 맙소사 사람이 이런 세상에 이런 사람이 오 사람 아 사람 ああ、私は文字通り理由がある船尾の神聖な神に何が起こっているのか息ができない脳卒中を抱えていますなんてこった男聖なるくそああああああ男男男

homie laughed himself asian

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

601,005 plays

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

peashooter85:

19th century North African snaphaunce musket mounted with bone panels polished to look like ivory, as well as turquoise, red coral, and silver.

Fandom characters you'd set on fire/marry/etc: Metal Gear
  • Push off a cliff: LIQUIIIIIIIID
  • Frick frack: Naked Snake
  • Marry: Big Boss
  • Set on fire: Solid Snake, and then Big Boss and I would laugh at him and yell revenge.
  • Wrap a blanket around: Idk. I guess Kaz. For no reason at all.
  • Be roommates with: Young Ocelot, or Big Boss. Ocelot would be cool, but Big Boss could convince me to eat like raw snakes and stuff and I would save a ton on food bills.
Please send me a fruit?

cute-story-bro:

  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

itsleightaylor:

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

Someone do this 

I’m bored

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT